Saturday, July 11, 2009

The fountainhead

I just watched (most of) The Fountainhead: the 1949 film based on the Ayn Rand book of the same name. The story is about a architect who wants to design modern looking buildings and won't compromise with "the masses" who want old-timey greek/gothic facades. The story is inspired by the works of Frank Loyd Wright's ground-breaking work in architecture (but not his philosophy - Wright wasn't a selfish prick).

First thing's first: this was a really bad movie. And not bad in a way incedental to it being an adaptation of an Ayn Rand book - any good book can make a bad movie if poorly executed. No, this film was bad precisley because Ayn Rand's book was bad. (To paraphrase Futurama: Your book's bad and you should feel bad.) The most immediatly striking failure is the dialogue which couldn't sound more lifeless and robotic if it were emmited in a binary series of long and short beeps from a computer's internal speaker. Here's an example:

Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people! Your own work, not any possible object of your charity. I'll be glad if men who need it find a better method of living in the house I built, but that's not the motive of my work, nor my reason, nor my reward! My reward, my purpose, my life, is the work itself - my work done my way! Nothing else matters to me!

The character's are transparent props for Rand to explain her philosophy of selfishness. This maybe wouldn't be a problem if the philosophy was interesting. But it isn't. And I guess that's my main problem with the movie. Take the above quote. The main character is trying to explain why he's so uncompromising. His reward is the love of doing he explains. But he doesn't love doing just anything. He only likes doing things in a specific way. Why? Why does he conform to the constraints imposed by the building material but not to the constraints imposed by the unrefined tastes of the masses?

In the book, as in real life, Moderist architecture is based on the idea of form following function. But one can't judge how well a building functions without taking into account the opinions of the people in it. Indeed, modernist architecture fails precisely when it doesn't account for the aesthetics of "the common man" Ayn Rand so loathed. When it does account for that aesthetic, like in much of Frank Lloyd Wright's work, it's awesome.

The real reason Ayn Rand so dislikes the common man is that her formative years were spent escaping the Bolsheviks with her Russian bourgeois family. It's not clear that her opinions should be of any interest to people that don't share such atypically narrow personal experiences.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Married

So much has happened since the last post that this one will be even more disjoint than normal.

1. I got married to the awesomest girl ever. Let it be known that Lisa is totally neat-o and cool. The wedding (which Lisa did most of the planning for) was really really beautiful and we all enjoyed it very much. More photos will come soon.

2. We went on our first honeymoon in South Lake Tahoe (we'll take a luna di miele in Sicily this September). We did a lot of hiking and wildlife viewing and saw more varieties of squirrels than I've ever seen in my life: The Douglas Squirrel, the Chipmunk, the Golden-mantled Ground Squirrel and more. Also, of course, we saw many new birds including Clark's Nutcracker which had the audacity to surprise us in the parking lot before we even began our day's hike.

2b. We stayed at a hotel courtesy of my mom who got us a gift certificate as a present a while back. The hotel itself was nice but it's connected to one of those scam time-share companies (see here, here and here). Of course, we didn't know any of this when we showed us since they were real diligent to not market the gift certificate under their real name. We only found out about their offer when we checked in and they offered us a "free" dinner in a fancy boat if we listened to a 90 minute presentation. The guy was really pushing us to take the offer then and there. Even though he swore up and down that there might not be space available if we waited, we pushed back and insisted that we think it over. I'm glad we did: we ended up refusing and had a wonderful time.

3. We got back yesterday to find many presents awaiting us which is nice. Lisa and Lydia made a fort out of the boxes. Unfortunately we've found that Nature Conservancy doesn't seem to be telling us who donated in our name which makes it very difficult to thank people properly. I'm going to try to phone them tomorrow to see if I can get answers.

4. A couple hours ago we found a baby California Towhee in trouble. It had somehow fallen out of it's nest and it's parents were repeatedly trying to call to it to fly even though it clearly was not yet capable of doing so. Since there are cats around we decided to help out and try to return it to it's nest. Unfortunately we couldn't find it so following some on-line advice we made a fake one out of a wedding gift box and some tissues. We tried to place it in a inconspicuous place but we eventually had to duck-tape it to a tree. Good luck, little towhee.

(Note: Wedding photo credits go to the excellent Luke Snyder)

Friday, June 19, 2009

Getting married tomorrow

There's not much more to add. Lisa and I have been dating for about 6+ years so I suppose it won't change things much. Still, I'm really looking forward to seeing all our friends together and making it clear that - when it comes to me and Lisa - Our love is here to stay.

One thing about planning a wedding: who would suspect we knew so many people? When we reserved the reception space we thought certainly 80 spots would be more the sufficient - but we were wrong. We didn't even come close to exhausting the list of people we wanted to invite. There were lots of childhood friends, high school buddies and college pals that I wanted to invite but couldn't due to space limitation. If any of you are reading this: please accept our apologies.

More thoughts on marriage later... after I'm married.

Note: the picture above is the first known picture featuring both Lisa and I together... in the same photo. I'm not sure if we had actually met yet.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Lost my wallet

Lost my wallet today. Lame. Hopefully someone will google my name. There aren't too many Tommaso Sciortino's in the California.


UPDATE: Some guy found it and is going to get it back to me. Hooray!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Worst Son

I'd been trying to contact my sister all last week in order to arrange a present for my mom's birthday. Since she lives with my mom in San Diego she's in the best position to know what my mom actually wants, and to get it to her. This is something we do every year and for which I am eternally grateful to my sister. And even though my sister does all this work she is happy to split the bill and the thanks 50/50. Again, my sister is great.

On Monday my sister and I finally get in touch with each other. We decide that a massage would be a good gift this year. The plan is set.

On Tuesday I get back to work to realize I'm going to have a particularly short week due to the Google I/O conference I'll be attending. I work so diligently that I hardly have time to check my email (which I normally do a lot). The kick-off for the conference that happens that night, plus some drinks with coworkers afterward, and I hardly have time to kiss Lisa goodnight before going to bed.

On Wednesday after the conference ends for the day I call my mom to wish her a happy birthday. Wrong, she says. Her birthday was yesterday. The moral of the story: if I don't have time to check Google calendar, I will forget my own mom's birthday even though I was planning for it the day before.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Saw this on boing boing

More wacky Italian interpretations of American songs. The choreography in this one is awesome.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Curing heartburn by shooting the moon


For the past couple years I've been suffering from what the doctors call "functional heartburn". This means that everything going on in my GI tract is normal but I feel pain anyways. Their best guess was that my esophagus is hypersensitive to the acids that are normally supposed to be there. After going through a whole pharmacy worth of drugs - including proton pump inhibitors - they found that the only thing that worked was tiny doses of imipramine which come in the tiniest pills I've ever seen. But that's just a local anesthetic. Even then I had to really watch what I ate. Granted, there are worse maladies to have but it was pretty annoying.

Eventually the doctors didn't have any more to say so I started to look to "alternatives". A family friend got me some alternative medicine from Mexico (for which I thank her very much) but nothing seemed to work. It felt like the better I was about my diet the more sensitive I got.

Eventually I got the idea that I could cure my heartburn by pulling a complete 180: instead of avoiding heartburn causing food, I'd seek them out. The theory being that if the mouth could get desensitized to spicy food by eating more of it, maybe the esophagus could get desensitized to heartburn by experiencing more of it. I call this strategy "shooting the moon" from a rule in the card game hearts where one can win the round by collecting all the negative valued cards that players normally avoid.

It's been a couple months and though my heartburn has not gone away it is definitely much better. I can sleep laying down which I haven't done in like, 3 years, and I can drink beer again. Hooray! I'm already back up to 160 pounds which is about as much as I've ever weighed. The only thing remaining is the imipramine which I still need to sleep but I plan to reduce my dosage with time.

To cap it all off I went to the doctor the other day (I had made the appointment months ago when my heartburn was still really bad) and told him and his response was "Yeah, I guess that makes sense." Well thanks for telling me, foolio. I think I just started hating the American healthcare system even more. I didn't even know that was possible!